Grotesque Horror Plot Generator

Okay, so, some jerk made this neat random plot hook generator, and then publicly called me out to make my own as, I'm sure, some sort of attempt to shame me into blogging again. As I am nothing if not motivated by guilt and shame, I actually followed through and did so. Here for your perusal is a setting neutral fantasy/gore-horror plot generator. It is as dreadful as it is destine to never be used.

Roll a d12 for each blank space on the table below to complete the sentence, or just roll one d12 and use that result:

A _____ _____ who is _____ and _____ is _____ in _____.

One: A _____ ....

1. withered and ancient
2. undead and rotting
3. bloody and masochistic
4. amoral and analytical
5. foul and covered in make-up
6. yellow-toothed and giggling
7. greasy and bloated
8. pale and hairless
9. leering and sadistic
10. cold and silent
11. beautiful and alien
12. young and coquettish

Two: .... _____ who....

1. pathological solipsist
2. evangelical nihilist
3. gluttonous cannibal
4. disgraced torturer
5. simpering lackey
6. unrequited lover
7. bloody-handed murderess
8. trusted friend
9. doll-like child
10. bitter genius
11. masked sorcerer
12. kindly official or authority figure

Three: ...who is _____ and...

1. a shape shifting inhuman abomination
2. controlled by alien worms in his/her bowels
3. addicted to spinal fluid
4. the product of a thousand years of deliberate inbreeding
5. incapable of understanding the concept of falsehood
6. the rightful heir
7. seeking revenge
8. acting under false information
9. haunted by memories of his/her own abuser
10. following instructions
11. hiding their deformity
12. literally unable to fall asleep

Four: ...and _____ is...

1. performing brutal vigilante executions
2. tainting food stores with corpses to induce involuntary cannibalism
3. engaged in a campaign of catch-and-release organ harvest
4. producing truly beautiful woks of art with human body fluids
5. kidnapping and eating children
6. performing sleep deprivation experiments on stolen women
7. performing live vivisection with hooks and knives
8. digging up corpses to eat their hearts
9. performing terrorist acts on the elderly
10. weaving a tapestry of human ligaments
11. using secret passage to torture and abuse the royal children
12. experimenting with partial transformation Polymorph spells, leaving a trail of horrible deformities

Five: ...is _____ in...

1. opposed, but by something even more vile
2. being protected without their knowledge
3. performing these acts lawfully under consent of the king
4. hiding their immortality
5. secretly performing these acts for the cause of good
6. unknowingly spreading a virulent and painful parasitic fungus
7. not working alone
8. deeply paranoid and paying for protection
9. the object of affection for a small cult
10. hunted by rival factions
11. organizing like-minded individuals
12. controlled from the shadows against their will

Six: ...in _____.

1. a travelling circus with an ugly reputation
2. a massive industrialized slaughter house
3. a seemingly peaceful coastal village
4. a secluded and trap filled sewer lair
5. a lighthouse just barely visible from the city walls
6. the busy streets around the city market
7. a house with too many hallways
8. the decadent and perfumed gold district
9. the prestigious university on the hill
10. a partially abandoned, trash filled poor district
11. a sepulchral tomb guarded by grim faced knights
12. the basement of the local ruler

EXAMPLES:

Rolled: 7, 3, 10,  9, 6, 11

A greasy and bloated gluttonous cannibal who is following instructions and performing terrorist acts on the elderly is unknowingly spreading a virulent and painful parasitic fungus in a sepulchral tomb guarded by grim faced knights.

Rolled: 12

A young and coquettish kind authority figure who is literally unable to fall asleep and experimenting with partial transformation Polymorph spells, leaving a trail of horrible deformities is controlled from the shadows against their will in the basement of the local ruler.

Dreadful, isn't it?