Grim gonzo modern fantasy horror plot generator

So yesterday I posted a grotesque horror plot generator. Well one of my favorite goddamned lunatics combined it with the original plot generator that inspired it, and her own modern surrealist teen dromance plot generator and produce what may very well be the greatest plot generator of all time.

You can use this amazing plot generator at Abulafia.

• A kindly official or authority figure who is cursed and burning and is replacing brains with cans and cans with brains in a skyship
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• A Respected assassin who is foul and covered in make-up and is destroying the gruesome evidence in a candy factory in the Crystal pass
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• A Hunky drifter who is writhing and sonorous and is experimenting with partial transformation Polymorph spells, leaving a trail of horrible deformities in a Purple cloud city
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• A Haunted goose who is commanding and pushy and is the object of affection for a small cult in a secluded and trap filled sewer lair
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• A unrequited lover who is damned and unstoppable and is performing live vivisection with hooks and knives in suburbia
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• A Mischievous monster who is beautiful and alien and is lobotomizing a cat in a rocking party